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ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP: Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands



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Sun Tzu:   Chpt. 3
suntzu.jpgOne who knows the enemy and knows himself will not be in danger in a hundred battles.
One who does not know the enemy but knows himself will sometimes win, sometimes lose.
One who does not know the enemy and does not know himself will be in danger in every battle.