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Good Weirdness
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Funny actual quotes from very important people
[] "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." - (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA)
[] "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." - (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)
[] "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." - (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)
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