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  • Basher Science Core Library
    Three volumes of science basics: Chemistry, Biology, and Physics. Simon Basher's iconic characters romp around explaining everything your wee geek would ever want to know. Basher's fun and funky style makes all the fundamentals easy to remember.

    Price: $22.99



  • XYZ Alphabet Blocks
    For your wee monkey that is tired of hearing that A is for Apple and U is for Umbrella, these blocks will offer a breath of fresh vocabulary. How about A is for Afro, H is for Hero, U is for Uvula, and W is for Werewolf?

    Price: $24.99



  • Strain - A Family Game of Competitive Bioengineering
    Can you evolve, adapt, and outsmart your competition to build the mightiest micro-organisms? This bioengineering game is great fun for science geeks ages 10 and up.

    Price: $19.99



  • DIY Wooden Knife
    Teach your wee geeks about knife safety. Invented by the 7-year-old son of a knife designer, this kit includes everything you need to create a lockback, folding knife out of soft wood. No tools or woodworking skills required!

    Price: $7.99



  • Maze Pen
    For every kid-at-heart who has ever gotten lost in a hedge maze or bonked their head a little too hard in the glass maze at the amusement park. Rotate the pen around to help the ball find its way to the other side.

    Price: $1.49



  • Digits - Conductive Glove Pins
    Don't let your gloves keep you away from your smartphone! Digits are mini conductive pins that convert the gloves you already own and love into smartphone-compatible gloves. Made of conductive silicone for a delightful texting experience.

    Price: $9.99



  • Zombie Protest Hoodie
    "What do we want?"
    "Braaaaaaaains!"
    "No, guys. We want equal rights for zombies. Let's try this again. What do we want?"
    "Braaaaaaaains!" *sigh*

    Price: $34.99



  • tokidoki Plush
    tokidoki has now been confirmed in independent studies as the leading cause of Type 2 Diabetes.

    Price: $14.99



  • NanoBlock Micro Building Blocks
    The tiniest building blocks this side of molecules, NanoBlocks are tiny and fun to build and play with. Build one of three famous landmarks, build all three famous landmarks, or build whatever your mind can imagine - in miniature!

    Price: $14.99 - $17.99



  • Angry Birds Plush Hats
    Strap Red Bird on your head before you launch yourself to the grocery store to pick up some birdseed and bacon. Now all you need is a human-sized slingshot and a friend willing to wear the Pig hat and sit under a cardboard box...

    Price: $14.99



  • Rubik's Cube Salt & Pepper Mills
    Rubik's Cube Salt & Pepper Mills

    Price: $12.99



  • Government
    If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

    Price: $12.99 - $15.99



  • Caffeinated "Magic" Brownie Mix
    These brownies are delicious. And they are so loaded with caffeine, you might experience an alternate state of being. Really, these are the tops - and will perk your mind up like no other brownie you've ever had.

    Price: $9.99



  • Snowball Launching Crossbow
    Step one: make a bunch of snowballs. Step two: use this crossbow to shoot them far and hard at your targets. Step three: enjoy the spoils of war (aka: hot chocolate).

    Price: $24.99



  • Lightning Reaction - SHOCKING gaming.
    Each player grabs a controller from the base unit. When the light in the middle of the base unit illuminates, be the first person to press the button on your controller. The fastest person is safe and the slowpokes get a shocking surprise.

    Price: $19.99



  • The Bag of Holding Messenger Bag
    This bag has so much space available, you might think it's bigger on the inside! Made from tough canvas and brass zippers, the ThinkGeek Bag of Holding is big enough tho carry two laptops, books, cables, phones, pens, potions, and scrolls!

    Price: $49.99



  • Root Vue Farm
    A self-watering grow unit with a special viewing window so kids can watch roots develop underground. Watch carrot, radish, and onion seeds grow up as their roots grow down. Complete kit includes everything you need & experiments to try.

    Price: $29.99



  • Pat the Zombie
    Remember the delightful tale of Pat the Bunny? Soft bunny fur, daddys scratchy face, Mommys wedding ring? Its exactly like that, except with blood, gore, and decaying flesh.

    Price: $9.99



  • Little Big Planet Knitted Plush
    Do you have a face like a smacked bottom and a stack of TPS reports to finish before the weekend? Snuggle with your very own Sackboy or Sackgirl and you'll feel way better. Straight from Little Big Planet, these knitted plushies are fully jointed and ador

    Price: $14.99 - $24.99



  • Hex Wrench Pendant
    Perfect for the maker in your life.

    Price: $59.99



  • Star Wars Trash Compactor Bookends
    These bookends thankfully do not smell like garbage, but they do portray this favorite Star Wars scene in detail. They're cast in high-quality polystone and hand-painted, so they'll be holding up your trashy novels and looking great for a long time.

    Price: $179.99



  • Hello Kitty Double Cupcakes Babydoll
    You know what is better than one cupcake? Two cupcakes. All the way, man. All the way.

    Price: $19.99



  • Dexter's Kill Shirt
    Antiheroes are our favorite. You hate to cheer for them, cause you know they're doing the wrong thing for the right reasons or the right thing for the wrong reasons, but they're so much fun, dangit. And they're always clever, too. We love that.

    Price: $19.99



  • Umbrella Corporation
    The Umbrella Corporation has a position available immediately for a full-time laboratory assistant at the Arklay Research Facility. The lab's focus is virology, with an emphasis on its application in genetic engineering. Top secret clearance required.

    Price: $14.99



  • Crest of Hyrule
    Although not as versatile as a Kokiri Tunic, this Crest of Hyrule t-shirt will camouflage you better if you enter the Twilight Realm, although it's not guaranteed to fit if you turn into a wolf.

    Price: $14.99



  • Horn Stand for iPhone
    Slide the Horn Stand on to your iPhone 4/4S and enjoy an additional 13 decibels of sound pressure. It requires no power from your phone's battery! The Bone Horn Stand is good, wholesome, old-fashioned acoustical science.

    Price: $7.99



  • Case o' Bawls
    Hey folks! G33K B33R is here! What is it? It's the world's best caffeinated root beer from the fine folks at BAWLS! Woohoo! Check out the new BAWLS flavor right now and get your BAWLS on hippies!

    Price: $34.99



  • Electronic Firefly in a Jar
    Looks just like a real firefly trapped in a jar. The firefly flits around the jar and even flickers and flashes. The jar is real, but the firefly is totally fake. Which means it won't die - it will just rest as you change the batteries every so often.

    Price: $14.99



  • Pico USB Flash Drive
    Teeny tiny flash memory. Keep plenty of storage handy for emergencies, or sneakernetting. The Pico USB is no bigger than a fingertip, yet holds tons of storage.

    Price: $24.99 - $99.99



  • Agloves Capacitive Touch Screen Gloves
    Your touchscreen phone is great, unless it's cold out. No matter how hard you try, no pinching and zooming will work with mittens on... until now! Woven with silver fibers, these new gloves will let you keep tapping out texts without freezing your digits!

    Price: $15.99



  • Liquid Bookmark
    Liquid Bookmark

    Price: $9.99



  • Classic Ornithopter
    Wind up his rubber band, align his tail, then toss him in the air to watch as he flaps his wings and flies up to 25 meters away. What's better than an afternoon where you can play

    Price: $7.99



  • Zig-N-Zag Ball
    Normal balls begone! The Zig-N-Zag ball will satisfy your LOLcat's need to stalk helpless prey and pounce upon it! When swatted, the Zig-N-Zag Ball rolls in an unpredictable pattern, driving kitties wild with craziness.

    Price: $1.99



  • Scixors Keychain Scissors
    TSA-safe! Stainless steel miniature scissors with a clever hidden spring for opening. Close them back up into keychain form when you're done. A quick release pull-clip lets you detach it from your key ring if you have some serious snipping to do.

    Price: $6.99



  • 2D Glasses
    The 2D glasses eliminate the 3D effect from 3D movies, allowing you to watch in the comfort of 2D. Experience the best of the cinema with none of the motion sickness, headaches or nausea. Your friends will thank you... for not puking on their shoes.

    Price: $7.99



  • Kill-A-Watt
    Are Watts killing you? Connect your equipment to this power outlet and find out. A large LCD displays consumption by the Kilowatt-hour, just like utility companies.

    Price: $19.99



  • IQ Test Gift Box
    Are you an undiscovered Einstein? Open this box, complete the test, and return it in the postage paid envelope. In less than a month, you'll receive a certificate declaring exactly how smart you are in a (hopefully) three-digit number.

    Price: $14.99



  • Wonder Woman Apron
    A full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it!

    Price: $19.99



  • Drumstick Pencils
    Drumstick Pencils

    Price: $5.99



  • Boker Credit Card Knife
    The Boker Credit Card Knife fits in your wallet, can be carried via clip in the pocket of your shirt, or on a ball chain around your neck. And with a sturdy frame lock mechanism, titanium liner, and 440C stainless steel blade, it's tiny but powerful.

    Price: $24.99



  • Multi-color LED Flashlight
    Multi-color LED Flashlight

    Price: $19.99



  • PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer
    If you're looking to win friends and influence people, we have the product that will launch you into super stardom. PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odeur of crisp, delicious bacon while keeping them germ-free.

    Price: $2.99



  • Laser Guided Scissors
    Built-in laser helps you get straight cuts in paper and fabric

    Price: $12.99



  • Harry Potter Tom Riddle Blank Diary
    "Dear Dark Lord, School is so hard! Everyone else can handle their Charms, but I keep making things explode into glitter. Maybe I should just quit school and go into the glitter business? Worst of all, Harry doesn't know I exist."

    Price: $24.99



  • Jumbo Angry Birds Plush
    One of our friends is so obsessed that she played until she had beaten every single level of Angry Birds at three stars. But you don't have to be that hardcore to love these huggable, throwable plush toys.

    Price: $34.99 - $49.99



  • Star Wars Imperial Wall Paper
    Star Wars Imperial Wall Paper features textured portraits of Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and members of the Empire. This hand-screened, flocked, designer wallpaper is just dying to decorate your bedroom, office, library room, collectibles room, or Death Star.

    Price: $99.99



  • Don't Panic Towel
    Are you ready for Towel Day on May 25th? Honor the memory of Douglas Adams, writer of the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy, by carrying your Don't Panic towel on May 25th. Or any day, really. Hoopy froods always know where their towels are, after all.

    Price: $12.99



  • Doctor Who Adipose Plush
    Want to lose weight quickly? Take our miracle pill. Sure, "the fat just walks away" but if Miss Foster flips the switch, you're dead. But hey, you've birthed a litter of tiny adorable marshmallow men!

    Price: $24.99



  • The Posable Spider Podium for Smartphones
    This sturdy plastic spider will hold phones and small devices of all sizes and still have legs available to display your device securely wherever you go. Once you start playing with your Spider Podium, you'll find hundreds of ways to display your device.

    Price: $12.99



  • Doctor Who Laser Screwdriver
    Now, you too can get your hands on The Master's famous tool. His laser screwdriver is what we mean, with lights and sounds. Get your mind out of the interdimensional gutter.

    Price: $17.99




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